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| Report: | Expectations were high when these two potential league title champions met on a stormy night on the South Kent coast.
Storms outside, storming performances from the Home team inside! Read On!
GAME ON!
First up were the No.1s with James Voyle protecting his 100% win record against youngster Matt Hazard. Voyle took the first two games easily but then the Folkestone man took the foot off the gas and let the Man from Mote sneak the third. Ordinary service resumed for Mr Voyle who wrapped up the fourth with some uncharacteristic mistakes from Hazzard after some amazing retrieving.
GAME ON!
Next on was 'Slow to Warm Up' Mark Roberts who was very very slow to warm up, losing the first game easily. A quick massage before the start of the second had the Folkestone man flying through the air to take the next games and the match.
GAME ON!
The No.2's provided a battle of the heavyweights and not just in squash terms.
Both being well passed their prime, punch drunk and suffering from the associated excesses of happy long lived lives but both still capable of suprising each other with half decent shots and half hearted appeals for lets. Typical let cries for justice in the form of:
Ref,it's like having a refridgerator on court trying to get around him!'
Ref, can he get his hips, fat arse, fat belly out of the way so I can play a shot?
It certainly was a 'Battle of the Bulges'. Watsy wearing his favourite LFC shorts but the six pack was long gone and now with the spare tyre spectaculalry rippling over the waistband, Adrian with his recently aquired fashion accessory, some lovely bermuda shorts now covering his ample 'Breeders Hips' but both really looked and played like some fat, grumpy, old f--ts!
The squash was secondary to the spectacle I'm afraid to say but the Scouser won through, 3:0. However, with the question on everyones lips on the balcony as to who was the 'fattest(not fastest!)No.2' on the night? Well, that fell to the Mote Man who 'Bust his Bermudas! in the second game' LOL!
GAME OFF!
Home Boys,Simon and Ray, had bad, bad squash days and rightly got taken apart by their opponents.
Man of the Match : Mark Roberts: a fine victory over a technically better opponent.
A good win for Folkestone 3:2 but Mote left feeling not too dispirited after some good performances, a load of points, beer, food and a yarn! Thanks lads!
Could Captains please check results?
All other facts,,,, are a true reflection of the state of my mind! |
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| Author: | Scouser |
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